Yo, Yo, Yo Hairy Tall Dude!
I’m at my wits end in life trying to figure out some things about life itself. Thusly, I ask the all-knowing:
What is it about a female bigfoot that makes a male bigfoot say, ‘baby, got, fur!’ ??
What sort of mating ritual do bigfeet go through? How long does it last? [...]
11. March 2010
Mr. Bigfoot,
My son is obsessed with pumping iron and wants to become a bodybuilder. He’s only 17 and he’s spending two hours a day in the gym. He’s been getting bigger lately, and I thought he might be using steroids. Sure enough, when I went through his sock drawer I found a syringe and a [...]
4. March 2010
I’m really beginning to wondering about all these folks sending, er, um “adult oriented” questions to Fairdale Bigfoot. That’s my way of saying you know, read this column at your risk if you’re prudish like me.
FdBf,
My lady-friend and I have been getting a little more daring in the last few months, and we’ve taken to [...]
25. February 2010
Dear FdBf,
Which Olympic sport would you have excelled at?
Olympic Fan
Dear OF,
Take it from Fairdale Bigfoot, you don’t spend your life covered in four inches of fur without learning a thing or two about curling. And you don’t tell jokes like that without finding out the hard truth about flying tomatoes (THAT WAS A SNOWBOARDING REFERENCE!). [...]
18. February 2010
A very important message from Fairdale Bigfoot:
Attention Humans:
Perhaps it’s the three bottles of Robitussin talking, but Fairdale Bigfoot does not like this snow. This is weather for Cousin Yeti…or perhaps a wampa. (You know, it’s that badass cave beast from The Empire Strikes Back…the one that took Luke to an ice cave and then lost [...]
11. February 2010
Dear Fairdale Bigfoot,
I have this friend… She’s not hideous. She’s reasonably smart and funny and successful. She is, in my estimation, a pretty good catch. But she’s divorced and in her mid-thirties and single. Recently, she joined an online dating site because her mother swore if she didn’t sign herself up, her [...]
4. February 2010
OK folks this is your last chance to send in your love and romance questions to Fairdale Bigfoot. The write of the best love and romance question, as judged by Fairdale Bigfoot, will receive a gift package from Highland Coffee suitable for sharing with your beloved.
Dear Fairdale Bigfoot,
Perhaps you can solve a mystery for [...]
28. January 2010
Dear Fairdale Bigfoot,
I’m looking to change things up a little bit for Valentine’s this year. My wife and I have been married for nine years, together for fifteen, so she’s seen all my A+ material, a lot of B material. (Truth be told, she even sits through the jokes that no one else [...]
21. January 2010
Send in your love and romance questions for Fairdale Bigfoot! We’re working on a Valentine’s gift for the writer who sends in the best request for love and romance advice from Fairdale Bigfoot!
Dear Fairdale Bigfoot,
We are rapidly approaching our 24th wedding anniversary. With economic times being what they are, we are looking for a [...]
14. January 2010
Fairdale,
I’ve been with my gal for 7+ years, each year I get her something bigger and better for Valentine’s day. Last year I got her an iPhone. She loves it so much she says, “Its the best Valentine she has EVER received!” Now I’m scared I have set the bar too high for this year. [...]
18. March 2010
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