Dear Fairdale Bigfoot, Will you make an endorsement in the Louisville mayor’s race? -Undecided in the East-End Dear Undecided, Fairdale Bigfoot loves Democracy. Fairdale Bigfoot also loves patronage, though, and will vote for whichever candidate cuts a backroom deal to make Fairdale Bigfoot a high-level political staff member. However, any candidate who would hire an [...]
Continue reading...19. August 2010
Dear Fairdale Bigfoot, I don’t think people like me…what should I do? Lonely in Lyndon Dear Lonely, Fairdale Bigfoot suggests you get new people to think about, or stop thinking about that. Chin up and what not. Now, on to the real issue here. Humans, Fairdale Bigfoot was reading a recent copy of Mr. Leonard [...]
Continue reading...12. August 2010
Dear Humans, Fairdale Bigfoot was sick last week (sick with worry about the impending retirement) and will continue for seven more weeks after this. But since the recovery is taking longer than expected, please enjoy this interview with Fairdale Bigfoot, conducted by a local blogging acorn. http://loueyville.blogspot.com/2010/08/awesome-louisvillager-fairdale-bigfoot.html Sincerely, Fairdale Bigfoot
Continue reading...29. July 2010
Dear Fairdale Bigfoot, It’s hot. Unfortunately, I have a job where wearing a jacket and tie is not optional. What can I do to keep from becoming a sweaty mess when I leave the office for lunch, coffee or workday shenanigans? Sweating In St. Matthews Dear Sweating, Oh, it’s hot, is it? Fairdale Bigfoot didn’t [...]
Continue reading...22. July 2010
Dear Fairdale Bigfoot, How can I keep animals and bugs from destroying my vegetable garden? Sincerely, Perplexed In Prestonburg Dear PIP, Fairdale Bigfoot has never shaved his hand, but there’s no indication either thumb is green underneath the fur. You should probably take this query to a qualified gardener. But, because you wrote, Fairdale Bigfoot [...]
Continue reading...15. July 2010
Humans, Take a look at this: http://www.bushloper.net/see.html Seriously? A Zagnut bar? A Zagnut candy bar? Zagnut? You people have got to be f@#!%ing kidding Fairdale Bigfoot if you think a Zagnut bar is going to lure anything out of hiding. Fairdale Bigfoot would never sully his palate with such nonsense. Oh so now you’re asking, [...]
Continue reading...8. July 2010
Dear Humans, Please read this post: http://consuminglouisville.com/2010/07/consuming-louisville-goes-on-vacation.php If Fairdale Bigfoot’s agent (Human Michelle) can go on vacation, so can Fairdale Bigfoot. To find out how Fairdale Bigfoot will spend this vacation, please read this post: http://consuminglouisville.com/2010/07/do-you-have-what-it-takes-to-be-ice-cream-eating-champion.php Sincerely, Fairdale Bigfoot
Continue reading...1. July 2010
Dear Humans, Fairdale Bigfoot started the 4th of July celebrations a bit early and singed his fingers, arms, ears, knee, forehead, kidneys, shoulder and teeth. Please remember that if you plan on launching bottle rockets, use an empty bottle, and not a fresh jug of pure Okolona moonshine. God Bless America, Fairdale Bigfoot
Continue reading...24. June 2010
Humans, Fairdale Bigfoot has received a few letters about this: This story is indeed about Fairdale Bigfoot, but is highly inaccurate. It’s time to set the record straight. Was Fairdale Bigfoot on vacation in North Carolina last week? Yes. Does Fairdale Bigfoot like to steal vittles from unsuspecting mountain men? Yes. Would Fairdale Bigfoot, after [...]
Continue reading...17. June 2010
Dear Fairdale Bigfoot, Father’s Day is around the corner. My Dad never says he wants a gift, but I always get him something. With this recession on, things are tight, and I don’t want to spend scarce funds on something he doesn’t want and may not appreciate. Plus, Dad lives in another city, so anything [...]
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26. August 2010
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