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One Thing I Love About Louisville: Fairdale Bigfoot

19. January 2011

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I’m so pleased that Fairdale Bigfoot has come temporarily out of retirement to participate in this series. He is a gentleman and a scholar. Consuming Louisville is honored by his participation. Fairdale Bigfoot has opened the window of his cave deep in the bowels of Jefferson Memorial Forest to send the following smoke signal to [...]

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Ask Fairdale Bigfoot: Fairwell Edition

23. September 2010

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I am saddened that Fairdale Bigfoot is retiring today but please know he will always have a venue at Consuming Louisville should he want to dispense advice or even just write the occasional guest column. Maybe he’ll analyze Derby fashions for us. Dear Fairdale Bigfoot, Other than by terrorizing the residents (and varmints) in a [...]

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Ask Fairdale Bigfoot: Political Advice Edition

26. August 2010

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Dear Fairdale Bigfoot, Will you make an endorsement in the Louisville mayor’s race? -Undecided in the East-End Dear Undecided, Fairdale Bigfoot loves Democracy. Fairdale Bigfoot also loves patronage, though, and will vote for whichever candidate cuts a backroom deal to make Fairdale Bigfoot a high-level political staff member. However, any candidate who would hire an [...]

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Ask Fairdale Bigfoot: Vote and Vote Often Edition

19. August 2010

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Dear Fairdale Bigfoot, I don’t think people like me…what should I do? Lonely in Lyndon Dear Lonely, Fairdale Bigfoot suggests you get new people to think about, or stop thinking about that. Chin up and what not. Now, on to the real issue here. Humans, Fairdale Bigfoot was reading a recent copy of Mr. Leonard [...]

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Ask Fairdale Bigfoot: Loueyville Interview Edition

12. August 2010

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Dear Humans, Fairdale Bigfoot was sick last week (sick with worry about the impending retirement) and will continue for seven more weeks after this. But since the recovery is taking longer than expected, please enjoy this interview with Fairdale Bigfoot, conducted by a local blogging acorn. http://loueyville.blogspot.com/2010/08/awesome-louisvillager-fairdale-bigfoot.html Sincerely, Fairdale Bigfoot

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Ask Fairdale Bigfoot: It’s Hot Edition

29. July 2010

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Dear Fairdale Bigfoot, It’s hot. Unfortunately, I have a job where wearing a jacket and tie is not optional. What can I do to keep from becoming a sweaty mess when I leave the office for lunch, coffee or workday shenanigans? Sweating In St. Matthews Dear Sweating, Oh, it’s hot, is it? Fairdale Bigfoot didn’t [...]

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Ask Fairdale Bigfoot: Gardening Edition

22. July 2010

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Dear Fairdale Bigfoot, How can I keep animals and bugs from destroying my vegetable garden? Sincerely, Perplexed In Prestonburg Dear PIP, Fairdale Bigfoot has never shaved his hand, but there’s no indication either thumb is green underneath the fur. You should probably take this query to a qualified gardener. But, because you wrote, Fairdale Bigfoot [...]

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Ask Fairdale Bigfoot: The Farewell Tour

15. July 2010

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Humans, Take a look at this: http://www.bushloper.net/see.html Seriously? A Zagnut bar? A Zagnut candy bar? Zagnut? You people have got to be f@#!%ing kidding Fairdale Bigfoot if you think a Zagnut bar is going to lure anything out of hiding. Fairdale Bigfoot would never sully his palate with such nonsense. Oh so now you’re asking, [...]

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Ask Fairdale Bigfoot is on Vacation Too

8. July 2010

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Dear Humans, Please read this post: http://consuminglouisville.com/2010/07/consuming-louisville-goes-on-vacation.php If Fairdale Bigfoot’s agent (Human Michelle) can go on vacation, so can Fairdale Bigfoot. To find out how Fairdale Bigfoot will spend this vacation, please read this post: http://consuminglouisville.com/2010/07/do-you-have-what-it-takes-to-be-ice-cream-eating-champion.php Sincerely, Fairdale Bigfoot

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Ask Fairdale Bigfoot: Fourth of July Edition

1. July 2010

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Dear Humans, Fairdale Bigfoot started the 4th of July celebrations a bit early and singed his fingers, arms, ears, knee, forehead, kidneys, shoulder and teeth. Please remember that if you plan on launching bottle rockets, use an empty bottle, and not a fresh jug of pure Okolona moonshine. God Bless America, Fairdale Bigfoot

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