Ask Fairdale Bigfoot: Fourth of July Edition

July 01, 2010

Fairdale Bigfoot

Dear Humans,

Fairdale Bigfoot started the 4th of July celebrations a bit early and singed his fingers, arms, ears, knee, forehead, kidneys, shoulder and teeth. Please remember that if you plan on launching bottle rockets, use an empty bottle, and not a fresh jug of pure Okolona moonshine.

God Bless America,
Fairdale Bigfoot


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