Humans, Fairdale Bigfoot has received a few letters about this:
This story is indeed about Fairdale Bigfoot, but is highly inaccurate. It’s time to set the record straight.
Was Fairdale Bigfoot on vacation in North Carolina last week? Yes. Does Fairdale Bigfoot like to steal vittles from unsuspecting mountain men? Yes. Would Fairdale Bigfoot, after snacking on a particularly delightful and unnecessarily discarded month-old squirrel burgoo, try to pet a dog? Of course! But never, at any time did that mountain man ever “rough talk” Fairdale Bigfoot. Fairdale Bigfoot may fear confrontations, but he is not one to allow some North Carolinian with a magnificent goatee and pocket t-shirt to brandish his whoop-ass stick and tell Fairdale Bigfoot to “Git.” Why, had something like that happened, the mountain man would’ve ended up like that old prospector from Fairdale Bigfoot’s 2007 Rocky Mountain adventure.
Oh, why is the sasquatch in the story described as blonde? Maybe Fairdale Bigfoot likes to feel pretty. You never know who you might meet on the Appalachian Trail.
Sincerely,
Fairdale Bigfoo



June 24, 2010
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